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Arsene Wenger cobbled together starting lineups with spit and duct tape and Denilson and somehow the team dragged its ass over the finish line in third or fourth.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Champions League Poetry

Some haikus inspired by today's results:

Ronaldo a god;
United will win it all.
Someone please kill me.

Roma pressure well,
Crap pants and waste good chances;
Two nil down at home.

Krkic is legit.
Seventeen years old and starts!
Barca have options...

Concede early goal,
And Germans don't attack well:
Recipe for loss.

3 comments:

Ben said...

I now feel cultured for having read poetry today. Thank you.

Jim said...

My pleasure. I was unaware of this until today, but apparently it's national poetry month. Very fitting.

Juan the Happy Juve Dog said...

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